Am I the only one who wants to know what kind of fucked up sex shit the future people from Wall-E we
Let me just start off by saying that I am a huge fan of Wall-E. Pixar’s sci-fi epic about an unflappable maintenance robot is funny,...
I used to work sixteen hours a day on wall street but now all I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
It’s just like any other Tuesday. I wake up after three hours of sleep and take a bump of cocaine right there in the darkness. In a...
Meditation has done nothing for my depression, but it has given me the ability to shoot fire out of
I'd been coping with a severe depression for about a year before I began to meditate. When my therapist and I seemed to stall in our...
“Poems are sentences written incorrectly” and other newly discovered theorems from Pierre de Fermat
Fermat’s last theorem threw mathematicians for a loop for nearly four centuries, and now historians have found dozens of theorems from...
Spike da football, baby
You da big man and you just gotten da touchdown, is time to spike dat football good. Aw yeh. All dis people is screamin 4 u. They wan...
On the continued existence of the giant fire-breathing lizard monster
Dear Sir or Madame, I am writing to you as a citizen who remains severely troubled by the continued existence of the giant fire breathing...
